A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Existential Daycare

Of course, it was really a meta commentary on how art can never fully communicate the inward feelings of the artist.
Of course, it was really a meta commentary on how art can never fully communicate the inward feelings of the artist.

Sexy Vampires and Existential Philosophy



Yeah I mean, life is meaningless and all, but it turns out being a sexy vampire is kind of alright.
Yeah I mean, life is meaningless and all, but it turns out being a sexy vampire is kind of alright.

Nietzsche tries speed dating


"That which is done out of love always takes place beyond restraining orders."
"It really doesn't, Nietzsche."
"That which is done out of love always takes place beyond restraining orders." "It really doesn't, Nietzsche."

Terminator: The Simone de Beauvoir Chronicles





All machines are mortal, and each machine's particular death will be at the hand of my double-barrel shotgun.
All machines are mortal, and each machine's particular death will be at the hand of my double-barrel shotgun.

The French Play Monopoly



Most people don't realize this, but according to the official rules if you play with the top hat you can't go to jail.
Most people don't realize this, but according to the official rules if you play with the top hat you can't go to jail.

Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VI: The Angsty Dragon of Angst



It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.
It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.

Rebel Without a Constant Conjunction



"Hey Dad, I need some advice on dealing with some trouble I'm in with the Transcendental Idealists."
"Son, how many times have I told you not to hang around Transcendental Idealists? Why don't you hang out with that nice Empiricist boy from the church?"
"Berkeley? He is such a loser!"
"Hey Dad, I need some advice on dealing with some trouble I'm in with the Transcendental Idealists." "Son, how many times have I told you not to hang around Transcendental Idealists? Why don't you hang out with that nice Empiricist boy from the church?" "Berkeley? He is such a loser!"

Philosophy and the City


Burke kept calling Simone de Beauvoir and trying to convince her that society functions best with a structured class system, and she had to eventually change her number.
Burke kept calling Simone de Beauvoir and trying to convince her that society functions best with a structured class system, and she had to eventually change her number.

Sartre's Waiter


"I don't know, it sort of seems like someone playacting at having radical freedom..."
"I don't know, it sort of seems like someone playacting at having radical freedom..."

Sartre: a Show About Nothingness 2


I'll bet you 500 dollars that you won't seduce a married woman just because you find it interesting.
I'll bet you 500 dollars that you won't seduce a married woman just because you find it interesting.

A very spooky philosophy Halloween


Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.
Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.

Existential Shopping Network


Also, if there are any hot actresses watching, give me a call.
Also, if there are any hot actresses watching, give me a call.

Philosophy News Network: the Presidential Debates


Make sure to join us at eleven. Do your teenagers have a subjective, internal experience? The answer may be unknowable.
Make sure to join us at eleven. Do your teenagers have a subjective, internal experience? The answer may be unknowable.

Philosophy Club


When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.
When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.

Philosophy News Network: The Death of God


Make sure to join us at 11 for our shocking exposé on chairs. Do they even exist? The answer may shock you.
Make sure to join us at 11 for our shocking exposé on chairs. Do they even exist? The answer may shock you.

Despair Bears


"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird"

No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird
"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird" No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird

Sartre: A Show About Nothingness


"Albert, this report you turned in. It's crap."
"Or maybe it's just so brilliant you just don't understand it."
"No, it's definitely crap"
"Damn you Simone!"
"Albert, this report you turned in. It's crap." "Or maybe it's just so brilliant you just don't understand it." "No, it's definitely crap" "Damn you Simone!"

Philosophy News Network


That's what people mean when they talk about "experimental philosophy" right?
That's what people mean when they talk about "experimental philosophy" right?

Existential Office



Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.
Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.

Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers


And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.

Existential Birthday

Sartre stopped inviting Kierkegaard, because Kierkegaard kept giving him crosses and trying to get him to talk about the stages of despair.
Sartre stopped inviting Kierkegaard, because Kierkegaard kept giving him crosses and trying to get him to talk about the stages of despair.

Existential Cooking

Up next, Nietzsche will explain why all pastries are actually built on ressentiment.
Up next, Nietzsche will explain why all pastries are actually built on ressentiment.

Ambiguity Woman


The only thing more unrealistic than absolute moral systems is her proportions
The only thing more unrealistic than absolute moral systems is her proportions

Candyland and the Nature of the Absurd


Sartre and Camus told everyone that their falling out was over politics, but really it was mostly over Sartre evoking "radical freedom" one too many times at game night
Sartre and Camus told everyone that their falling out was over politics, but really it was mostly over Sartre evoking "radical freedom" one too many times at game night

Fastest Gun in the Continent

I'm pretty sure if my computer had free will, it would use it 99% of the time to be a judgemental dick to me.
I'm pretty sure if my computer had free will, it would use it 99% of the time to be a judgemental dick to me.

Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers III: Ladies' Night at the Dragon's Den


Arendt made one last attempt to save her alignment by saying she was just following party leadership, so shouldn't be held accountable, but it didn't go over well.
Arendt made one last attempt to save her alignment by saying she was just following party leadership, so shouldn't be held accountable, but it didn't go over well.

Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers


About half the time spent on this comic was spent on figuring out how exactly Simone de Beauvoir's hair works, and it still ended up looking terrible. I make no apologies for Derrida's hair, however, for no artist alive can capture that glorious mane.
About half the time spent on this comic was spent on figuring out how exactly Simone de Beauvoir's hair works, and it still ended up looking terrible. I make no apologies for Derrida's hair, however, for no artist alive can capture that glorious mane.
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