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Philosophical Pickup Lines
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![Generally speaking philosophy is actually a super good for picking up women if what you want to do with them is dicuss philosophy.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/PhilosophicalPickupLines2.png)
Generally speaking philosophy is actually a super good for picking up women if what you want to do with them is dicuss philosophy.
Philosophers in this comic:
Bertrand Russell,
Friedrich Nietzsche,
David Hume,
Jeremy Bentham,
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz,
Immanuel Kant
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