Meditations on Second Philosophy
Alternate title: "How Descartes Became a Communist."
Desert Island Philosophy
"But how do you justify your idea that we all need to follow the man with the stick?" "I'll give you a one guess..."
A Brief History of Metaphysics
Also...everything is facts.
Philosophy News Network: The Evil Demon
"Oh, but also, the Star Wars Prequels were good in the real world. Like, even better than the originals. I made up Jar Jar Binks out of boredom, sorry about that."
Philosophy Round Table: Human Nature
Man is the animal that watches stupid TV shows.
The Amazing Descartes
And for my next trick, I will move my body around using only my soul! But my soul is immaterial and my body material, how I am doing it? Magic. That's how.
Philosophers at the Casino
Hume had been burned by Descartes before, but he figured that was no reason not to trust him now...
"Wait a minute...what if there is some kind of evil demon who is deceiving me into thinking God is necessarily good? Oh yeah, that's right, God wouldn't let that happen because he is necessarily good."
The Life of Francis
"You've got to always look on the bright side of life. Because any attempt to deduce the bright of life from reason alone will still rely on concepts gained from prior experience of the bright side of liiiiiife."
If you've noticed any characters appearing and disappearing, it isn't because the artist is lazy, it is because an evil demon is deceiving you.
Spinoza thinking about the keys like three days later: "wait a second, I don't even HAVE pockets!"
Star Wars: but instead of normal, it's with philosophers
They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.
Does Sextus Empiricus have the sexiest name of any philosopher? Well, there is actually no way to know, so we should withhold judgement.
Silicon Valley Philosophy
Startup idea: it's like Uber, but for philosophy. You put in your location, and within 15 minutes a philosopher shows up to argue with you about the nature of justice. I call it Ubermensch
"God, get in here! He thinks that you are necessarily good!" "What!? No way, I've got to see this."
Twelve Angry Philosophers
What? You didn't expect twelve philosophers to agree on something did you?