A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Karl Marx Gets a Job


When communism comes, everyone will greet everyone all the time, and the brandy will be free.
When communism comes, everyone will greet everyone all the time, and the brandy will be free.

Karl Marx's Day Off


Let's be honest though, those shoes were pretty cool.
Let's be honest though, those shoes were pretty cool.

Philosophy Comedy Club, with Karl Marx


If you think poor people are poor because they were too stupid to invest in property...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think that without entrepreneurs no one would bother to do any work...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think "freedom" means having more power to boss around your employees...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think the person who should get credit for a new technology is the guy who hired people to make it...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think the people on welfare are the ones sponging off society...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think the "homeless problem" is that if there are too many of them around it lowers property values...you might be bourgeoisie.    
If someone asks you what you do for a living, and you describe your investment portfolio...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think poor people are poor because they were too stupid to invest in property...you might be bourgeoisie. If you think that without entrepreneurs no one would bother to do any work...you might be bourgeoisie. If you think "freedom" means having more power to boss around your employees...you might be bourgeoisie. If you think the person who should get credit for a new technology is the guy who hired people to make it...you might be bourgeoisie. If you think the people on welfare are the ones sponging off society...you might be bourgeoisie. If you think the "homeless problem" is that if there are too many of them around it lowers property values...you might be bourgeoisie. If someone asks you what you do for a living, and you describe your investment portfolio...you might be bourgeoisie.

Business Ethics, with Karl Marx


What? You never read Karl Marx's famous work: Communism is When You Steal Back Office Supplies From the Bourgeoisie
What? You never read Karl Marx's famous work: Communism is When You Steal Back Office Supplies From the Bourgeoisie

Desert Island Economics



"What what will you do without us brave entrepreneurs?");
"I don't know, probably receive the product of our labor in full?"
"What what will you do without us brave entrepreneurs?"); "I don't know, probably receive the product of our labor in full?"

The 100% True Story of the Writing of the Communist Manifesto


"A communist society will be organzied by the principle: from each according to his ability, to each according to his need"
"Marx, chain smoking is NOT an ability"
"Oh yeah? Then I'd like to see you try it"
"A communist society will be organzied by the principle: from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" "Marx, chain smoking is NOT an ability" "Oh yeah? Then I'd like to see you try it"

Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VII: Left Wing Adventures


Trotsky split on the car ride over, in case you were wondering. He thought they should be focusing on invading other DnD groups and getting them to play their games as metaphors for communism.
Trotsky split on the car ride over, in case you were wondering. He thought they should be focusing on invading other DnD groups and getting them to play their games as metaphors for communism.

Mad Marx: The Class Warrior





Philosophy Jeopardy



Things Schopenhauer hates:
Hegel
Noise
Life itself
Hegel
Everything else
Things Schopenhauer hates: Hegel Noise Life itself Hegel Everything else

The Hague Congress of 1872


"You betrayed the proletariat cause!"
"No, YOU betrayed the proletariat cause!"
"You"
"You"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me."
"You betrayed the proletariat cause!" "No, YOU betrayed the proletariat cause!" "You" "You" "Stop copying me!" "Stop copying me."

Karl Marx: Hostage Negotiator


Lenin successfully lead the hostages to overtake the bank, but he died shortly after and Stalin took over, and things kind of went down hill from there.
Lenin successfully lead the hostages to overtake the bank, but he died shortly after and Stalin took over, and things kind of went down hill from there.

The Young Hegelians


There will be some who may remark that Marx, at the time that he was associated with the Young Hegelians, had not yet grown his trademark beard. This is nothing but lies and deceptions by the bourgeoisie, in an attempt to slander the socialist movement. The truth is that Marx was born with his glorious mane, and went to his grave with every hair on his perfect beard.
There will be some who may remark that Marx, at the time that he was associated with the Young Hegelians, had not yet grown his trademark beard. This is nothing but lies and deceptions by the bourgeoisie, in an attempt to slander the socialist movement. The truth is that Marx was born with his glorious mane, and went to his grave with every hair on his perfect beard.

Product Testing


REVOLUTION!
REVOLUTION!

Marxist Business Consulting


Not shown: Ayn Rand's 40 minute speech about how money is great and rich people are therefore the greatest.
Not shown: Ayn Rand's 40 minute speech about how money is great and rich people are therefore the greatest.

Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers


And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.

In which John Rawls is a bad tipper.



Rawls: "But seriously Nozick, imagine that you were an ugly waiter who got less tips just for how you look."
Nozick: "Okay...imagining, imagining...nope. Sorry, no matter how hard I try, I just can't imagine what it is like to not be incredibly handsome."
Rawls: "But seriously Nozick, imagine that you were an ugly waiter who got less tips just for how you look." Nozick: "Okay...imagining, imagining...nope. Sorry, no matter how hard I try, I just can't imagine what it is like to not be incredibly handsome."

A Visit From St. Marx


There will be no toys under the tree this year, only one way tickets to the gulag. With no return ticket.
There will be no toys under the tree this year, only one way tickets to the gulag. With no return ticket.

Philosophy Club


When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.
When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.

Pokemon Philosophy


Until the Pokemon own the gym, they will always be oppressed.
Until the Pokemon own the gym, they will always be oppressed.

The Philosophy of the Science of Poker



The Incommensurability of that one annoying friend who always goes all in
The Incommensurability of that one annoying friend who always goes all in

Buried Treasure

THERE, I DID AN AYN RAND JOKE. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THAT IS IT, FOREVER.
THERE, I DID AN AYN RAND JOKE. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THAT IS IT, FOREVER.

World Cup Philosophy: Germany vs France




For best results, the commentator should be read in the voice of Michael Palin
For best results, the commentator should be read in the voice of Michael Palin

The Germans Play Monopoly


I'm not sure what they expected, it was inevitable really.
I'm not sure what they expected, it was inevitable really.
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