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Philosophy Anonymous
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!["Am I addicted to pushing people down the stairs? Well, that all depends, define 'stairs'."
Socrates: "Hello, my name is Socrates, and i am a philosophy addict. "
Socrates: "But then again, what really IS an addiction?"
Wittgenstein: "I think it's any compulsive activity."
Socrates: "Ahh, but what is the actual difference between compulsion and genuine willing?"
Wittgenstein: "Well..."
Aquinas: "Alright everyone, settle down, that's enough of that. Wittgenstein, your turn to speak."
Wittgenstein: "I've been philosophy free for five years, but last night i had a relapse. I had some friends over to watch sports..."
Wittgenstein: "I just kept asking them to try to come up with a definition that includes all games and excludes all non-games. Before I knew it I had developed a new theory of language."
Schopenhauer: "I too had a relapse. I was at a restaurant and I overheard someone telling their date that all morality is obviously subjective."
Aquinas: "So what did you do, Schopenhauer?"
Schopenhauer: "I pushed him down the stairs! Ha."
Aquinas: "you...what?"
Schopenhauer: "Yeah, and her too because she was chewing too loud. Wait...this is rageaholics right?"
PERSON: "You...what?"](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/PhilosophyAnonymous.png)
"Am I addicted to pushing people down the stairs? Well, that all depends, define 'stairs'."
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