Things Schopenhauer hates: Hegel Noise Life itself Hegel Everything else
The Hague Congress of 1872
"You betrayed the proletariat cause!" "No, YOU betrayed the proletariat cause!" "You" "You" "Stop copying me!" "Stop copying me."
Karl Marx: Hostage Negotiator
Lenin successfully lead the hostages to overtake the bank, but he died shortly after and Stalin took over, and things kind of went down hill from there.
The Young Hegelians
There will be some who may remark that Marx, at the time that he was associated with the Young Hegelians, had not yet grown his trademark beard. This is nothing but lies and deceptions by the bourgeoisie, in an attempt to slander the socialist movement. The truth is that Marx was born with his glorious mane, and went to his grave with every hair on his perfect beard.
Marxist Business Consulting
Not shown: Ayn Rand's 40 minute speech about how money is great and rich people are therefore the greatest.
Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.
In which John Rawls is a bad tipper.
Rawls: "But seriously Nozick, imagine that you were an ugly waiter who got less tips just for how you look." Nozick: "Okay...imagining, imagining...nope. Sorry, no matter how hard I try, I just can't imagine what it is like to not be incredibly handsome."
A Visit From St. Marx
There will be no toys under the tree this year, only one way tickets to the gulag. With no return ticket.
When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.
Until the Pokemon own the gym, they will always be oppressed.
The Philosophy of the Science of Poker
The Incommensurability of that one annoying friend who always goes all in
THERE, I DID AN AYN RAND JOKE. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THAT IS IT, FOREVER.
World Cup Philosophy: Germany vs France
For best results, the commentator should be read in the voice of Michael Palin
The Germans Play Monopoly
I'm not sure what they expected, it was inevitable really.