A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Friedrich Nietzsche: Director of Human Resources


Eventually Nietzsche built his team of 100% Übermensches. It was a total disaster, of course, as everyone did their own thing. But obviously, it was all the fault of the slave morality of the consumers.
Eventually Nietzsche built his team of 100% Übermensches. It was a total disaster, of course, as everyone did their own thing. But obviously, it was all the fault of the slave morality of the consumers.

Nietzsche tries speed dating


"That which is done out of love always takes place beyond restraining orders."
"It really doesn't, Nietzsche."
"That which is done out of love always takes place beyond restraining orders." "It really doesn't, Nietzsche."

The Bar Fight


Not shown: Camus triumphantly rebelling against the absurd by picking up a woman at the bar.
Not shown: Camus triumphantly rebelling against the absurd by picking up a woman at the bar.

Objection!


Although Sartre was obviously in bad faith when he said that Nietzsche has a terrible mustache, because come on.
Although Sartre was obviously in bad faith when he said that Nietzsche has a terrible mustache, because come on.

Sorry! And the Nature of Suffering


It is better to not even begin playing the game, as it will only lead to suffering and misery. Plus, last time I played Hegel ended up winning, even though he totally didn't deserve it.
It is better to not even begin playing the game, as it will only lead to suffering and misery. Plus, last time I played Hegel ended up winning, even though he totally didn't deserve it.

Philosophy Club


When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.
When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.

Philosophy News Network: The Death of God


Make sure to join us at 11 for our shocking exposé on chairs. Do they even exist? The answer may shock you.
Make sure to join us at 11 for our shocking exposé on chairs. Do they even exist? The answer may shock you.

Despair Bears


"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird"

No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird
"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird" No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird

Silicon Valley Philosophy


Startup idea: it's like Uber, but for philosophy. You put in your location, and within 15 minutes a philosopher shows up to argue with you about the nature of justice. I call it Ubermensch
Startup idea: it's like Uber, but for philosophy. You put in your location, and within 15 minutes a philosopher shows up to argue with you about the nature of justice. I call it Ubermensch

Existential Office



Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.
Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.

Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers


And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.

The Most Ubermensch Man in the World

Stay willful, my friends.
Stay willful, my friends.

Stoicism Man


"So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse."
"Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."
"So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse." "Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."

Mad Philosophy

Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair
Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair

World Cup Philosophy: Germany vs France




For best results, the commentator should be read in the voice of Michael Palin
For best results, the commentator should be read in the voice of Michael Palin

The Germans Play Monopoly


I'm not sure what they expected, it was inevitable really.
I'm not sure what they expected, it was inevitable really.
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