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Nietzsche Fights the Law



Nietzsche: "Once upon a time, in some out of the way corner of that universe which is dispersed into numberless twinkling solar systems, there was a star upon which clever beasts invented knowing.  "

Nietzsche: "That was the most arrogant and mendacious minute of “world history,” but nevertheless, it was only a minute. After nature had drawn a few breaths -"

Judge: "Okay, I'm going to stop you there. All we really need to hear is why you feel you aren't liable for this parking violation."

Nietzsche: "To understand this story, we must begin at the beginning."

Nietzsche: "The Greeks, from whom we all inherit our culture, had a struggle of two sides, the Apollonian and Dionysian, each side-"

Judge: "Okay, I'm going to stop again. The officer who gave you the ticket didn't show up so you win by default."

Nietzsche: "Yes, i am the ubermensch, I've overturned 2,000 years of christian morality based on resentment! I am the greatest!"

Judge: "Please leave."
The Will to Power, chapter 1: Parking tickets, they are really annoying, am I right?
Philosophers in this comic: Friedrich Nietzsche
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