Kierkegaard Goes to Therapy
"I'll give you some techniques to use whenever you are having thoughts about gnawing void at the heart of our existence."
Desert Island Philosophy
"But how do you justify your idea that we all need to follow the man with the stick?" "I'll give you a one guess..."
Why do I despair? I do not despair as much as I should.
A Seducer's Diary
"Have you ever actually seduced anyone?" "I once seduced my own despair, does that count?" "No."
Existential Despair Hotline
Also he was wrong about whatever the hell he was talking about in The Science of Logic.
Kierkegaard at the Dentist
Sometimes I think I'm in a profound moment of existential dread, but it turns out I just needed a snack.
Contemplations on Eternity
"How can I cure my anxiety about death?" "Do you mean...aside from dying or...?"
Serious historical question though, no joke: did Hegel have groupies?
Punk Rock Philosophy
Exisentialism is the most punk rock philosophy, but Diogenes is the most punk rock philosopher.
Fear and Tremblin Factor
Join us next week, where contestants will be commanded by God to kill their children, and they will have to grapple with the doubt that it isn't God at all, because there is a chance it might just be our producers trying to stir up drama for ratings.
Sartre, what would you do? I would do nothing. Just sit on my ass all day. You don't need to be an immortal God to do nothing, man, Merleau-Ponty does nothing and he is going to die any day.
Philosophy Round Table: Human Nature
Man is the animal that watches stupid TV shows.
Oh yeah? You think you love wisdom? Name your top five really wise things.
Existential Ad Agency
But seriously, I'm pretty sure the taco with the doritos as the shell was a metaphorical representation of our inescapable despair.
Door to Door Existentialism
Eh, I'll get around to finding some kind of meaning or purpose to my life after a few more episodes.
Kierkegaard Relates to the Common Man
What's really tragic is that there are people out there leading happy, carefree lives.
Of course, it was really a meta commentary on how art can never fully communicate the inward feelings of the artist.
Sexy Vampires and Existential Philosophy
Yeah I mean, life is meaningless and all, but it turns out being a sexy vampire is kind of alright.
Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VI: The Angsty Dragon of Angst
It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.
Sartre: a Show About Nothingness 2
I'll bet you 500 dollars that you won't seduce a married woman just because you find it interesting.
Existential Shopping Network
Also, if there are any hot actresses watching, give me a call.
"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird" No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird
Sartre: A Show About Nothingness
"Albert, this report you turned in. It's crap." "Or maybe it's just so brilliant you just don't understand it." "No, it's definitely crap" "Damn you Simone!"
Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.
The Dark Knight of Faith
Towards what teleological end? Delivering stone cold one-liners of course.
Kierkegaard wasn't really the greatest at small talk.
He wasn't the best babysitter either
Kierkegaard at the Rave
Hegel was DJing that night and he swears the Absolute promised to meet up with him later, but Kierkegaard was pretty sure he's full of shit.