If you've noticed any characters appearing and disappearing, it isn't because the artist is lazy, it is because an evil demon is deceiving you.
Spinoza thinking about the keys like three days later: "wait a second, I don't even HAVE pockets!"
Star Wars: but instead of normal, it's with philosophers
They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.
Does Sextus Empiricus have the sexiest name of any philosopher? Well, there is actually no way to know, so we should withhold judgement.
Silicon Valley Philosophy
Startup idea: it's like Uber, but for philosophy. You put in your location, and within 15 minutes a philosopher shows up to argue with you about the nature of justice. I call it Ubermensch
"God, get in here! He thinks that you are necessarily good!" "What!? No way, I've got to see this."
Twelve Angry Philosophers
What? You didn't expect twelve philosophers to agree on something did you?