Utilitarian Dictator
Also...we should probably ban philosophers that disagree with us, right? I mean we already have it figured out, so that can only cause problems."
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Utilitarianism Party
the problem with maximal happiness is that it's lame as shit
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Objection!
Although Sartre was obviously in bad faith when he said that Nietzsche has a terrible mustache, because come on.
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Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.
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