A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Sexy Vampires and Existential Philosophy



Yeah I mean, life is meaningless and all, but it turns out being a sexy vampire is kind of alright.
Yeah I mean, life is meaningless and all, but it turns out being a sexy vampire is kind of alright.

Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VI: The Angsty Dragon of Angst



It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.
It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.

Sartre: a Show About Nothingness 2


I'll bet you 500 dollars that you won't seduce a married woman just because you find it interesting.
I'll bet you 500 dollars that you won't seduce a married woman just because you find it interesting.

Existential Shopping Network


Also, if there are any hot actresses watching, give me a call.
Also, if there are any hot actresses watching, give me a call.

Despair Bears


"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird"

No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird
"But you made Care Bears creepy and weird" No. Wrong. The Care Bears were always creepy and weird

Sartre: A Show About Nothingness


"Albert, this report you turned in. It's crap."
"Or maybe it's just so brilliant you just don't understand it."
"No, it's definitely crap"
"Damn you Simone!"
"Albert, this report you turned in. It's crap." "Or maybe it's just so brilliant you just don't understand it." "No, it's definitely crap" "Damn you Simone!"

Existential Office



Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.
Eventually they figured out that Kafka was actually fired years ago, but due to a glitch in the payroll system he kept getting paid. So they fixed the glitch.

The Dark Knight of Faith


Towards what teleological end? Delivering stone cold one-liners of course.
Towards what teleological end? Delivering stone cold one-liners of course.

Kierkegaard wasn't really the greatest at small talk.

He wasn't the best babysitter either
He wasn't the best babysitter either

Kierkegaard at the Rave

Hegel was DJing that night and he swears the Absolute promised to meet up with him later, but Kierkegaard was pretty sure he's full of shit.
Hegel was DJing that night and he swears the Absolute promised to meet up with him later, but Kierkegaard was pretty sure he's full of shit.
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