A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Schopenhauer at the Market

Paper or plastic? PAPER OR PLASTIC you ask me?! Paper is fine.
Paper or plastic? PAPER OR PLASTIC you ask me?! Paper is fine.

The Beautiful and the Sublime

There are three main aesthetic categories: the beautiful, the sublime, and really good sandwiches.
There are three main aesthetic categories: the beautiful, the sublime, and really good sandwiches.

Wisdom Lovers

Oh yeah? You think you love wisdom? Name your top five really wise things.
Oh yeah? You think you love wisdom? Name your top five really wise things.

The Death of Schopenhauer

Stupid God, giving us eternal paradise. Who put this asshole in charge anyway?
Stupid God, giving us eternal paradise. Who put this asshole in charge anyway?

Schopenhauer's Mom


I bet Hegel doesn't even have a very good poodle!
I bet Hegel doesn't even have a very good poodle!

Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VI: The Angsty Dragon of Angst



It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.
It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.

Sorry! And the Nature of Suffering


It is better to not even begin playing the game, as it will only lead to suffering and misery. Plus, last time I played Hegel ended up winning, even though he totally didn't deserve it.
It is better to not even begin playing the game, as it will only lead to suffering and misery. Plus, last time I played Hegel ended up winning, even though he totally didn't deserve it.

Mad Philosophy

Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair
Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair

Schopenhauer and Hegel


Plus this one time, Schopenhauer was waiting to get into this club for like an hour, and then the bouncer just let Hegel right in, skipping the line. It turned out to be a stupid club anyway because all the girls just wanted to talk to Hegel.
Plus this one time, Schopenhauer was waiting to get into this club for like an hour, and then the bouncer just let Hegel right in, skipping the line. It turned out to be a stupid club anyway because all the girls just wanted to talk to Hegel.
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