Who Wants to be a Philosopher?
"Also I win a million dollars, so everyone pay up."
"What, is it in present day or ancient Greece?" "Uh...another power that Socratesman has is time travel..."
Wise or Not Wise
"But Socrates, what will you do with the million?" "I'll tell you what I'll do, two Athenian boy lovers...AT THE SAME TIME!"
The Socratic Method
"Oracle of Delphi, who is the most obnoxious man in all of Athens?" "Certainly you are, Socrates"
Twelve Angry Philosophers
What? You didn't expect twelve philosophers to agree on something did you?