Epicurean Fine Dining
As for myself, what causes the most happiness is being rude to customers.
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Captain Metaphysics and the Problem of Language
Yes, all problems of philosophy are problems of language, but it turns out that all problems of language are problems of punching, so...
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Captain Metaphysics and the Postmodern Peril
Strawman Derrida defeated again!
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Captain Metaphysics and the Extreme Skeptic
Philosophical ideas that can be refuted by punching:
1. Moral Nihilism
2. Moral Relativism
3. Scepticism about the outside world
4. Scepticism about causation
5. Denial of qualia
6. That violence never accomplishes anything
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Epicureanism: The Original Party School
"Plus, no hangover, so we feel great in the morning!"
"Actually bro, I ate like an ENTIRE pot of cheese, and I'm not feeling so great."
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Captain Metaphysics and the Ship of Theseus
You face is suddenly looking a lot like a problem of Metaphysics, Kant.
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Silicon Valley Philosophy
Startup idea: it's like Uber, but for philosophy. You put in your location, and within 15 minutes a philosopher shows up to argue with you about the nature of justice. I call it Ubermensch
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Captain Metaphysics and the Wizard of Elea
Plus, everyone knows it's a stupid thought experiment anyway.
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Captain Metaphysics and the Mereological Monster
Although when you think about it, it's probably still a monad
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Greek Hold'em
I gave them name tags because all Greek philosophers look alike. I don't mean that in a racist way...I mean it in a prejudice-against-philosophers way.
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Captain Metaphysics and the Ghost in the Machine
It's one of the best kept secrets in philosophy departments that most, if not all, metaphysical problems can be solved by punching stuff really hard.
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