A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Captain Metaphysics and the Postmodern Peril


Strawman Derrida defeated again!
Strawman Derrida defeated again!

Philosophy Jeopardy



Things Schopenhauer hates:
Hegel
Noise
Life itself
Hegel
Everything else
Things Schopenhauer hates: Hegel Noise Life itself Hegel Everything else

Captain Metaphysics and the Extreme Skeptic


Philosophical ideas that can be refuted by punching:
1. Moral Nihilism
2. Moral Relativism
3. Scepticism about the outside world
4. Scepticism about causation
5. Denial of qualia
6. That violence never accomplishes anything
Philosophical ideas that can be refuted by punching: 1. Moral Nihilism 2. Moral Relativism 3. Scepticism about the outside world 4. Scepticism about causation 5. Denial of qualia 6. That violence never accomplishes anything

Captain Metaphysics and the Ship of Theseus


You face is suddenly looking a lot like a problem of Metaphysics, Kant.
You face is suddenly looking a lot like a problem of Metaphysics, Kant.

Gottfried Leibniz and the Quest for the Holy Grail



The French guy is being played by Voltaire, of course.
The French guy is being played by Voltaire, of course.

A very spooky philosophy Halloween


Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.
Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.

Star Wars: but instead of normal, it's with philosophers



They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.
They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.

Newton and Leibniz


Can you imagine? All of eternity where Newton is right?!
Can you imagine? All of eternity where Newton is right?!

Captain Metaphysics and the Wizard of Elea


Plus, everyone knows it's a stupid thought experiment anyway.
Plus, everyone knows it's a stupid thought experiment anyway.

David Chalmers and the Panpsychists


Once he cut his hair the magic was gone
Once he cut his hair the magic was gone

Captain Metaphysics and the Mereological Monster


Although when you think about it, it's probably still a monad
Although when you think about it, it's probably still a monad

Captain Metaphysics and the Ghost in the Machine


It's one of the best kept secrets in philosophy departments that most, if not all, metaphysical problems can be solved by punching stuff really hard.
It's one of the best kept secrets in philosophy departments that most, if not all, metaphysical problems can be solved by punching stuff really hard.

The Best of All Possible Video Games


Leibniz was pretty cheesed off, to say the least, when Halflife 3 launched with decorative wigs that could be bought and traded.
Leibniz was pretty cheesed off, to say the least, when Halflife 3 launched with decorative wigs that could be bought and traded.
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