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Sun Tzu and the Art of Business

Business guy who is way too into Sun Tzu is one of the most obnoxious philosophy guys, just behind pickup artist is way too into Epictetus, and...well pretty much anyone is way too into Nietzsche.

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Sun Tzu vs Machiavelli

Sun Tzu, playing cards: "Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster. This is how i will defeat you Machiavelli." Machiavelli: "One must be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves, Sun Tzu." Sun Tzu: "Ah yes, but i always appear weak when i am strong, and strong when i am weak." Machiavelli: "He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived, but i'm afraid it is not i." Sun Tzu: "If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." Machiavelli: "But you are forgetting the most important lesson of warfare: life is short and we all must die." Sun Tzu: "Ah yes, but what does that actually mean for the game?" Machiavelli, angrily: "It means: play your god damn turn already! Why do you always take an hour?" Sun Tzu: "Fine, geez, okay. You took just as long, calm down. Queens?" Machiavelli: "Go fish."
"If I say enough wise quotes, my opponent is bound to make a mistake."

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