Philosophy News Network: Street Philosophy
Under communism, you won't be able to own an idea. If you steal other people's ideas you will still be widely regarded as a loser, however.
Pure Ideology, by MC Zizek
My God. That was terrible.
The Twilight Zone, with Slavoj Zizek
But wait, you didn't let me finish, we've also increased the tax on the rich by two percent!
The Bar Tab
Dennett tried to explain that money is just an emergent property of commerce, but had to eventually concede that money did still exist in some sense, so had to pay.