Utilitarianism and Its Enemies
Nietzsche said all great philosophies are a confession of their originator, and unfortunately for many critics of utilitarianism this confession is "I actually don't care about the happiness of poor people in particular".
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The Dread Pirate Robert Nozick
Property is theft you say? How dare you, I worked hard writing up these contracts that say I own the entire world and everyone else has to pay me rent.
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Anarchist Monopoly
Oh also, the other part of the game is when everyone forgets their differences for a bit to kill the fascists that are invading from the Risk game.
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In which John Rawls is a bad tipper.
Rawls: "But seriously Nozick, imagine that you were an ugly waiter who got less tips just for how you look."
Nozick: "Okay...imagining, imagining...nope. Sorry, no matter how hard I try, I just can't imagine what it is like to not be incredibly handsome."
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Mister Nozick's Neighborhood
Do you hear that sound Mr. Owl? It's the invisible hand of the market at work, solving everyone's problems.
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