A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

The Utilitarian Calculator

"If we had a time machine, what should we do?" "The greatest happiness will be caused if you go back in time and kill the first fish to step onto the land."

Utilitarianism Party

the problem with maximal happiness is that it's lame as shit

Terminator: The Simone de Beauvoir Chronicles

All machines are mortal, and each machine's particular death will be at the hand of my double-barrel shotgun.

The Bar Tab

Dennett tried to explain that money is just an emergent property of commerce, but had to eventually concede that money did still exist in some sense, so had to pay.

In which Peter Singer investigates a basement flood

Don't worry, I did the math. The amount of pleasure I got from writing this terrible joke outweighs the suffering it caused from people having to read it.

The Problems of Philosophers

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