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Immanual Kant Writes His Dating Profile



Kant: "Hey Fichte, can you help me write my online dating profile?" Fichte: "Uh, sure Kant, let's see it.." Fichte: "Wait...did you photoshop your head onto someone else's body?" Kant: "No, that's me!" DESCRIPTION: (picture of Kant with a toned body at the beach) Kant: "Well...yes...okay, but remember, all perception is structured by the apparatuses of our minds, and is a merely abstraction of the thing-in-itself, so in a way, aren't all photos “photoshopped”?" Fichte: "Is that you holding a guitar? You don't play guitar." Kant: "I just asked for help writing the profile. The pictures are fine. Enough about the pictures!" Kant: "Okay, it wants to me list three interests." Fichte: "What do you have so far?" Kant: "philosophy" TEXT ON THE SCREEN: "My self-summary: i like reading philosophy and also writing philosophy. What i'm looking for: Someone who likes philosophy. My three biggest interests: 1. philosophy 2. 3." Fichte: "Well, what else do you like?" Kant: "Can i list metaphysics as a separate thing?" Fichte: "Kant, no. You have to have some other interest, try to think." Kant: "Oh wait...i've got it! Epistemology!" Fichte: "I'm just going to put that you like music and the outdoors." Kant: "The philosophy of music and the outdoors, i do like that!" Fichte: "No...just...okay fine. Maybe somewhere out in the universe is an equally big nerd. Good luck."
"Is it always immoral to lie on your dating profile? I mean yeah...but come on guys, I've been on this site for like a year and havn't got any dates...there are limits to every rule."
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Philosophers in this comic: Immanuel Kant, Johann Gottlieb Fichte

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