A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

The Next Great Stoic Competition


The reality TV phase of Marcus Aurelius's life was mostly edited out of Meditations.
The reality TV phase of Marcus Aurelius's life was mostly edited out of Meditations.

Zeno and Zeno: the case of the milk


The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.
The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.

Ancient Greek Office


They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.
They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.

CSI: Athens


But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.
But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.

Stoicism Man


"So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse."
"Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."
"So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse." "Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."

Greek Hold'em


I gave them name tags because all Greek philosophers look alike. I don't mean that in a racist way...I mean it in a prejudice-against-philosophers way.
I gave them name tags because all Greek philosophers look alike. I don't mean that in a racist way...I mean it in a prejudice-against-philosophers way.

Zeno and Zeno


Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.
Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.
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