A Brief History of Metaphysics
Also...everything is facts.
A Presocratic Get Together
But actually Pythagoras was wrong, the perfect joke is made of water because everything is water.
Ancient Greek Office
They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.
The Weeping Philosopher
If you didn't want to read two pages of weird Heraclitus jokes, then you are on the wrong website
Hypatia of Alexandria and the Seven Presocratics
Later on, Socrates forgot that he poisoned the apple, and ate it himself. Plato had to make up this whole story about an apology, because it was just too embarrassing.