Marx: "you can take our lives, but you can never take our surplus labor value!"
A Brief History of Metaphysics
Also...everything is facts.
Spinoza thinking about the keys like three days later: "wait a second, I don't even HAVE pockets!"
A very spooky philosophy Halloween
Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.
Star Wars: but instead of normal, it's with philosophers
They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.
David Chalmers and the Panpsychists
Once he cut his hair the magic was gone
The Best of All Possible Video Games
Leibniz was pretty cheesed off, to say the least, when Halflife 3 launched with decorative wigs that could be bought and traded.