Zeno and Zeno: the case of the milk
The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.
Ancient Greek Office
They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.
But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.
Hypatia of Alexandria and the Seven Presocratics
Later on, Socrates forgot that he poisoned the apple, and ate it himself. Plato had to make up this whole story about an apology, because it was just too embarrassing.
Zeno and Zeno
Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.