A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

Zeno and Zeno: the case of the milk


The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.
The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.

Ancient Greek Office


They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.
They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.

CSI: Athens


But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.
But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.

Hypatia of Alexandria and the Seven Presocratics



Later on, Socrates forgot that he poisoned the apple, and ate it himself. Plato had to make up this whole story about an apology, because it was just too embarrassing.
Later on, Socrates forgot that he poisoned the apple, and ate it himself. Plato had to make up this whole story about an apology, because it was just too embarrassing.

Zeno and Zeno


Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.
Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.

The Problems of Philosophers


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